Master Homeowners or HOA Nazism?

  Recently I attended several of the last HOA meetings because I was concerned about the increasing assessments over an ongoing litigation between a homeowner and our HOA board in regards to improper solar panel placement… But that’s a story for another time. The board (consisting of two homeowners and one builder Rep.) felt it [...]

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Mile high puke and a birthday suit

 thought I would share an experience It’s my birthday…to me it’s just another reminder of my mortality, but for the wife, it’s an excuse to get away and try to relax.  Secretly excited I muttered, “Sure Honey, I’m in, whatever you want to do.”  One hundred gazillion points later, points that I have been gathering [...]

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Lulu has gone loo-loo!

Once upon a midnight dreary, I was homeward bound and tired after some late night research…a party.  I turned down our street and noticed Lulu out in front of her house with yet another gentleman friend.   We met Lulu and her flamboyant twenty year old son Jamie when we first moved in.  She was [...]

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Shady landlord

 When I first moved here I introduced myself to the owner of Raven’s house.  I walked over and expressed to him that I was his across the street neighbor-hoping to prompt him to reciprocate in some fashion-he proceeded to rifle through the trunk of his fancy sports car.  I gave him my name…his response was, [...]

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Don’t Hate The Playa!

Don’t Hate The Playa! (due to some complaints about the confusion with the update status # I will use only titles…I’m not sensitive about criticism)    Urban dictionary defines the phrase; don’t dislike someone for their actions, consider instead the situation that causes it. I couldn’t believe my eyes. She’s mackin on this young kid right [...]

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